Sailor's 30 DAY EVICTION NOTICE and Shower Soiree

The property at LINDSEY AUCKLAND together with all ribs, uterus, sciatic nerves, bladder, stomach and other organs used in connection with said premises, will terminate on February 18th, 2010, and you are now hereby required to surrender all retained water and fat of said premises to the undersigned on that day.
Dated on the 20th of January, 2010.

Failure to vacate will empower further action with Castor Oil Industries.

Lindsey Auckland
LANDLORD


Thank you to all that attended Sailor's shower or sent the generous gifts.  I don't think she could possibly need anything else.  She now has a drawer in the bathroom and the kitchen and her room is overflowing!

I know that baby showers are meant to be all about humiliation for the big fat swollen girl, so thank you to all of you who participated in deterring some of the focus by embroidering on Sailor's garments!  Thankfully that idea came to me when I was having anxiety thinking about having to play ridiculous games.